So...remember when the girlfriend killed the Minivan?

"Desu-San-Desu" (Desu-San-Desu) 04/26/2016 at 23:46 • Filed to: None

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I put the broken van on Craigslist. Seriously- if this thing actually sells, I’ll be fucking amazed.

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Danger > Desu-San-Desu 04/26/2016 at 23:49

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That is the longest CL ad I’ve ever seen

Desu-San-Desu > Danger 04/26/2016 at 23:51

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Hi, I’m Desu. Apparently we’ve never met.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Desu-San-Desu 04/26/2016 at 23:59

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This is either the worst or greatest CL ad ever

Birddog > Desu-San-Desu 04/27/2016 at 00:01

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My friend told me he had written the perfect Country and Western Song.

I wrote him back and told him he had not written the perfect Country and Western song.

Because he DIDN’T INCLUDE A REAL PRICE include anything about Momma, Trucks, Trains, Prison, or getting Drunk..

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Desu-San-Desu 04/27/2016 at 00:06

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That was beautiful. On the subject of the van however...

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Desu-San-Desu 04/27/2016 at 00:18

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Big Bubba Ray > Desu-San-Desu 04/27/2016 at 00:23

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This is, to date, the best Craigslist ad I’ve ever seen.

Blondude > Desu-San-Desu 04/27/2016 at 00:26

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Well, I totally read the title to this post wrong...

thebigbossyboss > Desu-San-Desu 04/27/2016 at 00:28

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No I don’t recall. How’d she kill it?

Jake Huitt - Two Alfas And A Nissan, Not A Single Running Car > Desu-San-Desu 04/27/2016 at 01:07

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If I were closer or had the time I’d come get it. Because another project, eh, why not.

Side note: That is the best craigslist ad I’ve ever seen. Also the longest. You should write more craigslist posts.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 04/27/2016 at 01:32

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I’d take that deal

DynamicWeight > Desu-San-Desu 04/27/2016 at 02:41

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Brevity is the soul of wit.

Jayvincent > Desu-San-Desu 04/27/2016 at 07:18

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The ad is pretty good, but the cell # to text you is literary genius... you ever consider moving to NYC and writing for our dark overlords at Jalopnik?

"Reply via email or text to (ate sicks foor) seben ate seben - ate fyve too..."

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/27/2016 at 08:13

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It's actually pretty reasonable if you think about it...

Desu-San-Desu > Jayvincent 04/27/2016 at 09:17

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If they were willing to let me write from S.C., I’d love to, haha. But I’m just not willing to move myself and my family.

E92M3 > Desu-San-Desu 04/27/2016 at 09:30

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Some redneck will want that. They’ll plop it behind their trailer, take all the seats out, and use it for storage.